I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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