Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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