Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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