I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
