Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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