Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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