a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
