I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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