I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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