This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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