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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I have already put on my inside pants.
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