I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We had to coat check the pizza.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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