You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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