wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
