i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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