Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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