BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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