so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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