yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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