i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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