hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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