ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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