"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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