I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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