I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
So squirting runs in the family.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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