summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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