are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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