ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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