yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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