erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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