She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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