There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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