we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I am one with the molecules
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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