I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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