Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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