i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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