operation have a gay friend backfired
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You are a genius and a whore.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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