Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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