Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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