What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
This toilet bowl is my home.
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