well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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