today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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