My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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