Duck Duck Cougar?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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