The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I booty called her while she was in labor.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Randomize
