I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize