is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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