I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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