Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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