My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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