like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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