sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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