I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
cat food counts as protein by the way
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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