dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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