I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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