they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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