She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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