It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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