my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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