? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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